Monday, August 08, 2011

this thing


the high bacteria warnings
in the water i was swimming in
would explain the projectile vomiting!
and i thought it was the beer and lulz
beach closures what?
i laughed and slowly slipped
on the huge flat sheets of rock
cracked by ice
covered in mossy slime
i slowly slipped
and lol'd
beer sprayed out
and so did my brunch

jiucye jiuce juice


fuck yeah
imma get rich and move
to california fuck deroitttttt

FOX RTROUBLES

"have you ever seen a fox?"
eric asked
"yeah a handful i've seen like two in rochester actually"
"i saw this one on the way up here
"no way where?"
"by the cornfield."
it was all scraggly it looked like it had rabies actually."


then we / i was drunk. superman ice cream shots
this other shot this other drink .. not even one beer...
girls on the dancefloor girls all smiling at me
'they like you dude, they totally like u"
"uhh.. give me a double doggie"

then we're in the car yeah rapping freestyle dark
sketchy i hate this road
vrooom
and what
WHAT
WHAT?

A FUCKING FOXXX!!!!! WOOOOO
HWHOOOOOO WWWWWW WE SAW A FOX
HELL FUCKING YEAH BOYYYYIYIYIYIYIY

making modays not suck / getting hella stoked




































































































be sure and check out my other surfing items too... how many of you have seen a balsa wood bellyboard from the 50s? i have only seen one other one that is in a friends collection hanging in his surf shop.. that board looks almost the same as this one but he has no idea who made it... this board is all original and is 4'1 in length.. its in great condition too with only a few tiny spots that need resin if you want to even try to surf it. cool wood fin and it looks like the bottom part of the board where the fin is was scarfed together.. you would think this board would be light but its not to light more on the heaver side so its made really well... HERE IS NOW WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THIS BOARD... I EMAIL SOME PICS TO JOHN ELWELL A SIMMONS EXPERT AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID. ( I DO KNOW OF A FEW BELLYBOARDS THAT WERE MADE FROM BROKEN SIMMONS BOARDS THAT WERE VERY GOOD. THE SCARF IS THE KEY AND MUST BE STRAIGHT ACROSS THE GLUE JOINT ON THE TOP AND AND PERFECT SEMI CIRCLE ON THE TOP. THIS BOARD HAS SOME SIMILAR FEATURES OF A SIMMONS)


super magic
mondays
never
stop
if
u
keep
yourself
hella hella
stoked the fxxk out