Tuesday, August 02, 2011

10 things i hate about you

i don't like your creepy song
i don't like your creep poem
i don't like your creepy painting
i don't like your creepy book
i don't like your creepy vibes
i don't like your creepy jokes
i don't like your creepy laugh
i don't like your creepy smile
i don't like your creepy house
wahhhhhhhhhh
:(

bjork will eat your brains and laugh at you



bjork will karate chop you
bjork will karate chop you
bjork will kill you
in your sleep
bjork is killing you
right now
and you can't even
feel it or see it
or hear it or be it
she's laughing in
the wind
she drives a stick
i saw a video
she doesn't drive a fancy car
she wears a winter coat
she'll fucking kill you


i don't know karate
why would i learn?

to clean my room
clean the garage
make three skateboards
paint three skateboards
sell 2 paintings
sell 2 more
paint 400 more
make 40 new skateboards
make 30 skimboards
make 10 surfboards
go to hawaii
get my ass kicked
go to ibiza
play techno
buy this shit
eat this shit
fly in an airplane listening to music on an ishuffle
or what about an i.... ipod touch? nano.. wrist watch?
i need to find my watch
where the fuck is my watch
shit is getting scary
i need to find my watch
what if i don't wake up tomorrow?

what a creepy poem.
sorry.
i'll stop.

from russia with embarrassment



magazine subscription.. or drugs?

AUGUST 2nd