Thursday, August 12, 2010

WXXLDN'T XT BX NXCX?

EVXNSTXN, CHXCXGO, XL, XSX








Get a Hobie and DO THE DEW
DO THE DOO
DOO DOO DOO i met this kid
named shawn
we went to this funny creepy religious
skatepark, in holland, MI
he entered the contest, BMX
and won first place
he was killing it
i felt drunk, but i wasn't
ross was driving
everyone was flying around
then ben had a hockey game and we
all went to it
15 dudes screaming
for 10 year olds
there is a meteor shower outside
tonight it's awesome
i went outside and saw one
i sang to lily forever
a song about sleeping
cuddled up in comforters
playing with shadows on the wall
she hit her head earlier
i try to warn people
about closed head injuries
they really messed me up
but its' kinda funny
once you get a grasp of it
drugs are bad dude
alcohol is a drug too
i'm cleaning out my system
and cleansing myself of terrible regrets.
i feel so dumb and bad for
the dumb things i've done
drunk or otherwise.
... but you can't cry over spilled milk
my mom ate one of my yogurts. she wrote on the
dry erase board "CJ _- i am so sorry i accidently
ate one of your yogurts!!!"

i was like, "ONE OF my yogurtS?" and she was like "YEAH"
and i was like, "YOU MEAN MY ONLY YOGURT"

i had only bought one.

HA HA HA




tomorrow comes today!

i mean... in 39 minutes.

DRY XYXS















jerry shits his pants, opening photos


"Hi, my name is jerry hsu. check out this cool photo of some dumb kids from a long time ago. doesn't it speak to you... like ed templeton speaks to you? i just shit my pants and i'm trying to keep a straight face. i'm not giving it away, am i?"



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