Friday, April 23, 2010

IF YOU FEEL DOWN


turn off everything around you.
clean your room, or office, or house,
or apartment, or wherever the fuck you are.
turn everything off. lay on the floor.
thing about a vacation you took, a while ago.
in a good way.
thing about peaceful things. any memory that
enters you head. thank it for being there. then remove
it ... by hitting CANCEL. x delete.
then go watch some sports tv, or look out a window,
or read a book. then notice how nice your clean
room is.
then go to sleep.
and tomorrow will be way fucking better.
dude.
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:)

SICK SHIT


























GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!! #WIN


i cleaned up my fucking room
and the wings cleaned up
them coyotes for real.
let's keep the puck rolling, damn this season is intense.
fuck a muffin on the floor, throw
that shit straight out the door.
liz liz liz lizzy lemon. on the mic
and on tv. what the fuck is up
my homie.
what the fuck is up?

shoe fits

if the shoe fits, wear it!
bike ride rips, green grass stains.
everyone's shoes! adidas this and that.
white velcro vans. dress shoes.
nautica boat shoes 3 years running.
adidas after-game sandles. i wanna ride
ride ride to the salvation army. let me
ride! i need a new chain for my
bmx. my euro-tour, falling apart!
too fast, gunna crash.
REGATTA GINGER BEER
yesss.
don't trust the vomit.
pop it.
;)


(FUCK YOU TOO).
(YOU'RE GAY AND YOU SUCK).

:/


if the shoe fits, wear it!













this just in: get the fuck out of my face

Whatever you think is cool,
isn't. you're not funny, hilarious,
or nice. you're extra not nice, kind,
or cool. you're style, isn't really a style at all.
if you think you hold something unique, you're
wrong. you just suck in your own unique way.
if you died i'm sure a lot
of ppl would cry, i might even
for a second. and the memories would
be nice. but all in all, everyone
would laugh more and have more
fun once you are gone.
where'd you get that sweater dood?
shitface city usa?