Wednesday, September 09, 2009


Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.
A snake, and a motorcycle. A snake, and a motorcycle.
A Fiat 500. 4 Rally Tires.
Orange juice and apple cider and cotton.
....Your sweater and time.
A gameboy and games and my glasses and a phone.

Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys. Bumble Bee Babys.
Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies. Hushpuppies.

Jerks and Jerk-Offs and jerking off.
And Diet Coke is gross.
The new Pepsi bottles and a brown mouse and a shoe.
Two shoes, and 8 shoes.
And I want new shoes.
A bed and a desklamp, a desk fan,
fan of Bill Lambert. A fan of Tennis, and a fan of Golf.
The U.S.A. Open and I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

I think Maria Sharapova was drunk when she
made her last Facebook post.

Baby Bumble Bees and twenty seven Oak Trees.
Twenty Nine pine trees and 42 dimes.
No nickles, and three hundred pennies.
A stupid person who walks away and four bumble bee stings
in four days.
1 lawn mower and 47 friends.
57 missed calls and 1 computer.
59 Records on the floor waiting to be spun.
I put a rubber ducky in the bathtub and then
I went for a run.
Yesterday I saw a squirrel in the dark. His tail was up,
bounce bounce bounce.
I ran towards him and I sqweeled like a pig.
It wasen't a squirrel it was a baby skunk! FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
When my pop that I shook up.
Shake it up baby, and bumble bee fuck.
A opened a beer and a bee landed on my lip,
opps that's the tits, and who is that chick?
It isn't Mary, it isn't Irene. I don't know who it
is, For i've never seen.
I've seen a few, but i'm bored again.
Locked like a mouse in a dirty pig pen.
Then Gina showed up and her hair was now blonde,
she showed me her friend on her iPhone in her palm.
Her friend was a dancer, she looked like Nazi,
she was 5'1" and I guess a hottie.
We'll have to see, she's Canadian.
I'm just looking for a few a new good friends.
Not really even, I need my time,
to read a few novels, work out, and unwind.
I lay on the floor and stair at the wall.
I'm really excited to induldge in this Fall.

I wanted more Pop but we're all out!
I'm trying to use capitalization properly.
I read a little more and more each day.
Pedal pirate in the dog pound.
Pussy by the pond.
This girl just blew my mind now I am insane.
Sleep tonight and not today.

When she said she liked my sweater
All I could see was tits and hips
My sweater was bright pink
Then I saw my friends thighs and eyes
and I looked into my drink.

Make more lists.
Lists like this:

1. Make a list of things to do before Noon, and do them.
2. Make more lists, better lists, hand written lists.
3. Do the lists.
4. Quit wasting time on idiots.
5. Dress for success.
6. Excersize more and more, different ways all the time.
7. Get better at something new or something you aren't the best
That you can be at right now.
8. Draw more.
9. Be a professional.
10.Work for yourself.
11.Get Batman Money
12.Be like Obama.
13.Finish the two books you want not finish.
14.Talk to the people who matter that you care about.
15.Sit in the grass and talk to the sky, God, and Mother Nature.
16.Make a new better looking list and do the list.
17.Use your hands.




I had a really good time, a really great time.
It's still summer, you think it's Autumn? I got sunburned on sunday.
Sweaty sunglasses fingertips. Who's that chick? I can't see.
Mr. Arnold's funtime follys, everybody wanted to party.
Your wife, is so lovely. I wonder if she thinks I'm dumb.
Someone said the funniest shit, I googled "Guinea Pig"
because I couldn't sell it.
Your wife is a real bitch.
.... Just kidding, I'm single. Cut me some slack.
Dudes like dudes, real shitty dudes.
.......... There's some cool ones too.
Oh man the brown mouse. He's a mouse.
I saw this baby mouse it was so cute. I said, "Hey, WTF R U doing
you're going to get run over." By a bike, not a car.
I tried to pick him up.
Donkey trunk and elephant trunks.
Man, this is embarrassing.

A real shitty poem.