Monday, August 24, 2009


I typed in JOE BLOW into GOOGLE SEARCH and this is wut showed up.



i road my track bike, or whatever the fuck it is,
a tour bike?

all the way straight up the road, up hill
damn, i finally pulled the back wheel so the chain wasne't loose
i hauled some ass.
i went to WHOLE FOODS.
and bought some kombucha.
the girl who rang me up was in love with me.
i was hiding under
my CAMO military hat
i bought at the
ARMY NAVY SURPLUS STORE
she couldn't even see me
it was sad
and lonely.
the KOMBUCHA exploded everywhere
i listened to songs i had just recorded
on my iShuffle
they were amazing
i saw the moon
a half cresent
a less than half cresent
in the sky
i wanted him to talk
but he wouldn't
so i cryed
hha
.not
fuck.
man.
fuck this shit.
fuck this fuckers
who?
no-one, calm down dude.
it's all good in the hood.
just me and myself and i.
this is the natalie portman
um, 30 rock peleondee e cruz shit
this is that tom cruise shit


Heineken.

Svedka
should do the talking.


So much green grass.

Take a nap.

And shut up.

I love you.






I have no choice.






Homie.